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 How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?

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PostSubject: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Fri May 23, 2008 6:43 pm

I want to start a thread where we can find some funny things how you might notice that you are addicted to RFO

well let's start

You are RF addicted if ....
you call your Job farming.
you shoulder your PC to get in Siege Mode.
you try to climb in your refridgerator to drive to your job/farming.
you blame a Coca Cola automat for playin EZ-Mode-Style.
you blame a Coca Cola automat for damage hackin.
you call the police "H U R E N S O H N L O W B O B" cause they abuse their power.
you miss your child you call him force-logger.
you eat green pills, you wonder why you fell more debuffed than before.
you don't trust old old mans running around with a staff.
you call "big-boobed-girls" as CPT-Gimp.

If you know more feel free to post it =)
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sat May 24, 2008 8:55 pm

FateNight wrote:

you call the police "H U R E N S O H N L O W B O B" cause they abuse their power.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
OH MY GOD ! Very Happy
i lought a lot ^^


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you try to use JP while 100m Sprint and wondering why nothing happens
you hold a purple Knife in your handy while running
you ask your physikal education teacher for a yellow Bottle couse you want to run


(sry cant this in english: du isst grün/blaue pillen um beim Weitwurf 40% weiter zu werfen)
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sat May 24, 2008 10:22 pm

First: what means CPT?

ok lets start

You are RF addicted if...

you are in a romantic situation with ur girlfriend and she says: "we have to pull the umt!" and u are not angry about, ur glad about it.
your nightmares allways play in Vulcanic Cauldron and some green giants run after you.

more to come
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun May 25, 2008 1:42 am

CPT = Contribution Points

... you eat multi colored pills to remember the things you expierienced at the party yesterday evening.
... you are on an olympic sprint over 100 meters - you lose and say: "Sorry, i'm range gimped!"
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun May 25, 2008 3:46 am

...you hit a Policemen, because you think he is a Pb.
..when someone drop something, you press x or space to loot it.
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun May 25, 2008 6:39 am

... you pull a sword and hit on a bag of chips and asks loud for the percenteges.
... you never walk - you are ALWAYS running.
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun May 25, 2008 5:10 pm

... when you go to some assholes of your town and tell them that they can lick your ass because you got 240 dodge
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun May 25, 2008 7:34 pm

... you take some pills before an exam to recover lost experience.
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Fri May 30, 2008 1:22 am

You don't pick up things, you loot them.

You want to dress at the beginning of the morning, but you don't figure out, where the damn auto-action interface has been hidden.

You insult other people and wonder why they beat you up, as you haven't seen any red heads above them, yet.

Everytime, you have to wait for a bus or a train, you curse Kartella for the fucking delays.

You are searching desperately for the logout button, because you want to create an alt char of yourself.

You don't go to school, because you have played that damn tutorial already a day before.

You bring rocket launchers, knives and guns to a match of your football team.

You wonder, why no one attacks you, after you have thrown a flashbang in front of him.
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Fri May 30, 2008 3:47 pm

TheMaegges wrote:
You wonder, why no one attacks you, after you have thrown a flashbang in front of him.

no no no sry but in Real life we dont play episode 2, flashbug is fixed lol!
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sat May 31, 2008 2:40 pm

This is the German translation for the first thread (from google):


Sie sind HF-süchtig, wenn ....
Sie rufen Ihre Aufgabe der Landwirtschaft.
Schulter Sie Ihren PC zu bekommen Siege in Mode.
Sie versuchen, Aufstieg in Ihrem Kühlschrank zu fahren, um Ihren Job / Landwirtschaft.
Sie machen ein Coca Cola-Automat für playin EZ-mode-Style.
Sie machen ein Coca Cola-Automat für Schäden hackin.
Sie rufen Sie die Polizei "HURENSOHNLOWBOB" dazu führen, dass sie ihre Macht missbrauchen.
Verpassen Sie Ihrem Kind rufen Sie ihn Kraft-Logger.
Sie essen grünen Pillen, Sie fragen sich, warum Sie fiel debuffed mehr als zuvor.
Sie nicht vertrauen alten alten mans läuft rund mit einem Mitarbeiter.
Sie rufen "Big-boobed-Mädchen", wie CPT-Gimp.

Its funny ^^ lol!


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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sat May 31, 2008 3:46 pm

Forio wrote:
This is the German translation for the first thread:


Sie sind HF-süchtig, wenn ....
Sie rufen Ihre Aufgabe der Landwirtschaft.
Schulter Sie Ihren PC zu bekommen Siege in Mode.
Sie versuchen, Aufstieg in Ihrem Kühlschrank zu fahren, um Ihren Job / Landwirtschaft.
Sie machen ein Coca Cola-Automat für playin EZ-mode-Style.
Sie machen ein Coca Cola-Automat für Schäden hackin.
Sie rufen Sie die Polizei "HURENSOHNLOWBOB" dazu führen, dass sie ihre Macht missbrauchen.
Verpassen Sie Ihrem Kind rufen Sie ihn Kraft-Logger.
Sie essen grünen Pillen, Sie fragen sich, warum Sie fiel debuffed mehr als zuvor.
Sie nicht vertrauen alten alten mans läuft rund mit einem Mitarbeiter.
Sie rufen "Big-boobed-Mädchen", wie CPT-Gimp.

Its funny ^^ lol!

sorry but this is the worst german i ever read Very Happy
BUT that makes it realy funny ^^
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:37 am

omfg ... do not use internet translators ... as you can see ... there's only crap comin out of it ...
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:10 pm

You stay some days in wood of Siberia because u think its Ether
You try to attack the Bears there because u think this are callis and u think if u died u revive then and lost only some exp
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:39 pm

... you think everybody can carry a rocketlauncher with one hand.
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PostSubject: Re: How do you notice, that you are addicted to RF ?   Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:48 pm

When you see a really impresive spear or halberd of RL who costs about 2000 - 3000 Eur in an armery and you think its really cheap because you waste like 200-300 M for an int lvl 50 spear +4 (and you think to buy it for your char).

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